getthehorns: (I'm the motherfucking Rock!)
Cliffjumper ([personal profile] getthehorns) wrote2011-12-09 11:04 pm

seventh ; 4th wall, Video/Action for anywhere ; head out on the highway!

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[ A silver and red and very much made of metal face graces the screen, smirking in a fashion that may be familiar to some. Those who know Cliffjumper will definitely recognize his voice ]

Now this is more like it.

Wanna know what a Cybertronian looks like? This is it. I dunno what's gotten into Johto, but it's good to be back in the metal.

Anybody wanna ride? I got my wheels back, might as well use 'em.


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[ There is a big, red amazingly obnoxious car tearing through Johto at rather unsafe speeds. More often than not, he sends wild pokémon scattering with a rev of his engine and a honk of his horn.

He may or may not have come close to hitting a pedestrian or two as well.

In any case, he's got no clear destination in mind. He's just glad to be driving again.

Want a ride? Great. Want to almost get run over? Not so great, but he'll try to stop in time. Running over an organic is not something he ever wants to experience. ]

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[identity profile] holy-caf-pow.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. You look amazing.

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[identity profile] holy-caf-pow.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Goldenrod. Specifically the PokeCenter.

This means you're going to give me a ride, right?

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[identity profile] holy-caf-pow.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ziva, Kate, and I made it there a few weeks ago.

By the way, I couldn't find you. And I did look. A lot.

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show_my_cannons: (LOOMIN')

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[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2011-12-10 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL OBNOXIOUS RED CAR.]

[HOW ABOUT A GIANT BLACK TRUCK SITTING IN YOUR PATH. LOOKING ANNOYED. SOMEHOW.]
show_my_cannons: (Built like a brick house)

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[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2011-12-11 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[The big engine revs. And then the truck proceeds to unfold itself until Ironhide reveals his big, black bulk in all its scarred old "glory".]

Cliffjumper.
show_my_cannons: (Hmpf!)

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[He gives the other 'bot a long look over before folding his arms.]

And you are bigger than I thought.

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[ AND THEN KISA ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR. ]

--?!

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E-eh?!

[ oh god did the car just talk-- ]

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[identity profile] biteisbigger.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
... You're...

... ... but you're a...

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[identity profile] usedasstalk.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Think you're so tough, Sunday Driver? Well check out this guy. He's driving what appears to be a severely damaged blue car---the windshield is cracked and damaged beyond repair, but he's still driving at top speed nonetheless, head hanging out of the window as if he were a dog.

And check it out, Cliffjumper---he's driving right beside you.]

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[ > almost get run over by car
> scream ]


Yo-- yo, man, not cool!

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[ BREATHING kasjdfls ] So you ain't got no pedestrians where you're from?

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foolishwren: there is a train at midnight, and some meat themes throughout the movie, but the train itself is not filled with meat.  4/10 (TITLE ACCURACY: "Midnight Meat Train")

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[So Heather's, you know, walking along. To the store or something. Or maybe it's just to get some food.]

[She's not expecting to ALMOST GET RUN OVER by a big red amazingly obnoxious car.]

[It's only a narrow dive into a nearby snowdrift that saves her from probably being at least hospitalized.]


ACKGBDSFLG JESUS.
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[A bedraggled blond head pops up out of the snowbank, looking sort of bewildered.]

Wh--WHAT road?!

[It's-- DUDE IT'S A TALKING CAR! IT'S-- ... oh. Oh hey. Wait.]

[She squints.]


... Cliff?

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