seventh ; 4th wall, Video/Action for anywhere ; head out on the highway!

[getthehorns]

[ VIDEO ]

[ A silver and red and very much made of metal face graces the screen, smirking in a fashion that may be familiar to some. Those who know Cliffjumper will definitely recognize his voice ]

Now this is more like it.

Wanna know what a Cybertronian looks like? This is it. I dunno what's gotten into Johto, but it's good to be back in the metal.

Anybody wanna ride? I got my wheels back, might as well use 'em.


[ ACTION ]

[ There is a big, red amazingly obnoxious car tearing through Johto at rather unsafe speeds. More often than not, he sends wild pokémon scattering with a rev of his engine and a honk of his horn.

He may or may not have come close to hitting a pedestrian or two as well.

In any case, he's got no clear destination in mind. He's just glad to be driving again.

Want a ride? Great. Want to almost get run over? Not so great, but he'll try to stop in time. Running over an organic is not something he ever wants to experience. ]

Comments

[Action]

[foolishwren]

_{[A bedraggled blond head pops up out of the snowbank, looking sort of bewildered.]}

Wh--WHAT road?!

<sub>[It's-- DUDE IT'S A TALKING CAR! IT'S-- ... oh. Oh hey. Wait.]

[She squints.]</sub>

... Cliff?

[Action]

[getthehorns]

[ He backs up a bit to pull up next to her ] ... Yo.

[Action]

[foolishwren]

... Holy crap.

_{[She drags herself out of the snowback with some difficulty, eventually just sort of... tumbling out along with a small flood of crumbled snow.]}

You're a car.

_{[... Yes, Heather. He is indeed a car.]}

[Action]

[getthehorns]

Well, yeah. Ironhide's rollin' around somewhere too. He's a truck.

[Action]

[foolishwren]

Yeah, I actually met him like that at one point...

<sub>[And you should've seen the look on her face when he had SUDDENLY FOLDED INTO A TRUCK. Like origami. That was super weird.]

[Tentatively, she edges close and reaches out to rap her knuckles a little on his hood.]</sub>

So like... can you feel that?

_{[Ironhide was a little too scary to spam with all the annoying questions so SORRY CLIFF NOW YOU GET TO HAVE A TEENAGER BEING OBNOXIOUSLY CURIOUS.]}

[Action]

[getthehorns]

You did? When?

[ He shifts on his chassis a little- the car equivalent of a shrug ]

Yeah. Feels kinda like a tap on the shoulder.

[Action]

[foolishwren]

When our souls got yanked out by those bugs.

_{[Tapping on the windshield now. :B]}

What about this?

[getthehorns]

... Seriously? How does that even work?

[ another sort-of shrug ]

Not much different. I got tough armor.

[foolishwren]

No idea. It was weird. Ask him sometime.

_{[Squinting into the rear-view mirror now.]}

Man, this is so crazy. I didn't get too good a look at Ironhide when he was doing the truck thing... so like, where are your EYES when you transform? Do they like, become the headlights?