seventh ; 4th wall, Video/Action for anywhere ; head out on the highway!

[getthehorns]

[ VIDEO ]

[ A silver and red and very much made of metal face graces the screen, smirking in a fashion that may be familiar to some. Those who know Cliffjumper will definitely recognize his voice ]

Now this is more like it.

Wanna know what a Cybertronian looks like? This is it. I dunno what's gotten into Johto, but it's good to be back in the metal.

Anybody wanna ride? I got my wheels back, might as well use 'em.


[ ACTION ]

[ There is a big, red amazingly obnoxious car tearing through Johto at rather unsafe speeds. More often than not, he sends wild pokémon scattering with a rev of his engine and a honk of his horn.

He may or may not have come close to hitting a pedestrian or two as well.

In any case, he's got no clear destination in mind. He's just glad to be driving again.

Want a ride? Great. Want to almost get run over? Not so great, but he'll try to stop in time. Running over an organic is not something he ever wants to experience. ]

Comments

Video

[holy-caf-pow.livejournal.com]

Wow. You look amazing.

[Action]

[show_my_cannons]

[WELL OBNOXIOUS RED CAR.]

[HOW ABOUT A GIANT BLACK TRUCK SITTING IN YOUR PATH. LOOKING ANNOYED. SOMEHOW.]

[action]

[biteisbigger.livejournal.com]

[ AND THEN KISA ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR. ]

--?!

[Action]

[usedasstalk.livejournal.com]

[Think you're so tough, Sunday Driver? Well check out this guy. He's driving what appears to be a severely damaged blue car---the windshield is cracked and damaged beyond repair, but he's still driving at top speed nonetheless, head hanging out of the window as if he were a dog.

And check it out, Cliffjumper---he's driving right beside you.]

action.

[remothering.livejournal.com]

[ > almost get run over by car
> scream ]

Yo-- yo, man, not cool!

[Action]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[So Heather's, you know, walking along. To the store or something. Or maybe it's just to get some food.]

[She's not expecting to ALMOST GET RUN OVER by a big red amazingly obnoxious car.]

[It's only a narrow dive into a nearby snowdrift that saves her from probably being at least hospitalized.]</sub>

ACKGBDSFLG JESUS.