seventh ; 4th wall, Video/Action for anywhere ; head out on the highway!

[getthehorns]

[ VIDEO ]

[ A silver and red and very much made of metal face graces the screen, smirking in a fashion that may be familiar to some. Those who know Cliffjumper will definitely recognize his voice ]

Now this is more like it.

Wanna know what a Cybertronian looks like? This is it. I dunno what's gotten into Johto, but it's good to be back in the metal.

Anybody wanna ride? I got my wheels back, might as well use 'em.


[ ACTION ]

[ There is a big, red amazingly obnoxious car tearing through Johto at rather unsafe speeds. More often than not, he sends wild pokémon scattering with a rev of his engine and a honk of his horn.

He may or may not have come close to hitting a pedestrian or two as well.

In any case, he's got no clear destination in mind. He's just glad to be driving again.

Want a ride? Great. Want to almost get run over? Not so great, but he'll try to stop in time. Running over an organic is not something he ever wants to experience. ]

Comments

[Action]

[show_my_cannons]

[He gives the other 'bot a long look over before folding his arms.]

And you are bigger than I thought.

[Action]

[getthehorns]

We're the same size when we're human, aren't we?

[Action]

[show_my_cannons]

We are the same size as many things as humans. Now, we are not.

[Action]

[getthehorns]

Thank you for your words of wisdom, old timer.

[Action]

[show_my_cannons]

[You know what, Cliff? You're getting a cuff across the back of the head for that one.]

[Action]

[getthehorns]

Hey!

[Action]

[show_my_cannons]

You deserved that one.

[Action]

[getthehorns]

I did not.

[Action]

[show_my_cannons]

Did too.

[Action]

[getthehorns]

Did--- no, no. I'm not having this argument with you.

[Action]

[show_my_cannons]

Too late. I think you are.

[Action]

[getthehorns]

I am not.

[Action]

[show_my_cannons]

No. You are.

[Action]

[getthehorns]

Am n--- dammit.

[Action]

[show_my_cannons]

[Here, Cliff. Have another bro-shove.]