Cliffjumper (
getthehorns) wrote2011-04-18 03:55 pm
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first ; video/action for New Bark ; wat do?
[ Cliff fumbles with the 'Gear a bit before it clicks on. You all get treated to a too-close close up of his frowning face ] Fragging human tech. No wonder Ratchet-- oh, there we go.
[ the camera pulls back to a more reasonable distance. Cliff is still frowning, but he looks more confused than angry ]
I got a lot of questions, because one minute there I am pounding faceplate, and the next I've got some human woman calling herself my maker and kicking me out of her house all at once. I also have this--- [ a pair of horns butt their way onto the screen as Cliff's Tauros gives him a light headbutt. Cliff shoves him away ] I was getting to you!
I have this bull thing- a Tauros, right?- and Ironhide's got an... Onix. Bigaft rock monster. What... do we do with them? What do we do in general?
[ There's a bit of a pause, and his expression softens some. ]
... Also, uh. I'm kinda wondering if any of my friends are here. Arcee, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Ratchet... Optimus. If you're out there, it's me... Cliffjumper. A familiar face would be nice about now.
Not that the old timer isn't great company, but you know.
[ the camera pulls back to a more reasonable distance. Cliff is still frowning, but he looks more confused than angry ]
I got a lot of questions, because one minute there I am pounding faceplate, and the next I've got some human woman calling herself my maker and kicking me out of her house all at once. I also have this--- [ a pair of horns butt their way onto the screen as Cliff's Tauros gives him a light headbutt. Cliff shoves him away ] I was getting to you!
I have this bull thing- a Tauros, right?- and Ironhide's got an... Onix. Bigaft rock monster. What... do we do with them? What do we do in general?
[ There's a bit of a pause, and his expression softens some. ]
... Also, uh. I'm kinda wondering if any of my friends are here. Arcee, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Ratchet... Optimus. If you're out there, it's me... Cliffjumper. A familiar face would be nice about now.
Not that the old timer isn't great company, but you know.
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I'm Marshall. Marshall Eriksen.
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Besides, I'm not looking for action figures, I'm looking for the real deal.
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Dude-- Optimus Prime isn't real. He's a fictional character.
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That's cute. We've got a cover story now.
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And what do you mean, now you've got a cover story?
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Wait-- are you one of those vampire people who dress up as vampires at night but during the day they're totally normal? [ lolwhat marshall. ]
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[ ... ] Then what are you, if you're ... not usually human?
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If you're really an Autobot-- which one are you? [ nevermind the fact that he only really remembers Optimus Prime. |D ]
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and yeah he's pretty much over the fact that he's an autobot? marshall, you so crazy. ]