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getthehorns) wrote2011-04-18 03:55 pm
getthehorns) wrote2011-04-18 03:55 pm
first ; video/action for New Bark ; wat do?
[ Cliff fumbles with the 'Gear a bit before it clicks on. You all get treated to a too-close close up of his frowning face ] Fragging human tech. No wonder Ratchet-- oh, there we go.
[ the camera pulls back to a more reasonable distance. Cliff is still frowning, but he looks more confused than angry ]
I got a lot of questions, because one minute there I am pounding faceplate, and the next I've got some human woman calling herself my maker and kicking me out of her house all at once. I also have this--- [ a pair of horns butt their way onto the screen as Cliff's Tauros gives him a light headbutt. Cliff shoves him away ] I was getting to you!
I have this bull thing- a Tauros, right?- and Ironhide's got an... Onix. Bigaft rock monster. What... do we do with them? What do we do in general?
[ There's a bit of a pause, and his expression softens some. ]
... Also, uh. I'm kinda wondering if any of my friends are here. Arcee, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Ratchet... Optimus. If you're out there, it's me... Cliffjumper. A familiar face would be nice about now.
Not that the old timer isn't great company, but you know.
[ the camera pulls back to a more reasonable distance. Cliff is still frowning, but he looks more confused than angry ]
I got a lot of questions, because one minute there I am pounding faceplate, and the next I've got some human woman calling herself my maker and kicking me out of her house all at once. I also have this--- [ a pair of horns butt their way onto the screen as Cliff's Tauros gives him a light headbutt. Cliff shoves him away ] I was getting to you!
I have this bull thing- a Tauros, right?- and Ironhide's got an... Onix. Bigaft rock monster. What... do we do with them? What do we do in general?
[ There's a bit of a pause, and his expression softens some. ]
... Also, uh. I'm kinda wondering if any of my friends are here. Arcee, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Ratchet... Optimus. If you're out there, it's me... Cliffjumper. A familiar face would be nice about now.
Not that the old timer isn't great company, but you know.
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Wanna go for it?
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Mine is made of rock. It would kill yours in one blow.
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[He still looks unconvinced.]
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Fine. See your point. How do we do this?
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[ The Tauros gives an excited cry, and paws the ground with a hoof, looking like he's ready to charge. ] I'll take that as a yes.
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... You too, huh? Go on, then.
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[ CUE BATTLE MUSIC ]
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[ ! ]
[TRAINER IRONHIDE wants to battle!]
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[ TAUROS fainted! TRAINER IRONHIDE wins! ]
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... I told you so.
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You just got lucky.
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Skill. Different thing than luck.
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I'll have to take you on again some time.
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Yeah, looks that way.